Comment: Won't Stop Me

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Won't Stop Me

All-you-can-eat buffets are the epitome of mindless American consumption. Use your severe obesity disability to park in a handicapped spot right next to the entrance. Go in and eat a ton (literally) of crappy and unhealthy food you don't need. Go home, sit on the recliner, and watch television until bed. Attend your third gastric bypass surgery in the morning (compliments of "free" healthcare). Stop by Walmart afterwards to purchase more televisions, Cheetos, soda, ice cream, and various other cheap plastic goods. Repeat.

Needless to say, this will not stop me from going again because I have never been there in the first place.