it would be impossible for a chicken to have a personality. Why? Well a chicken is not a person! That's why. But a chicken could possible have a straw man, in your world, where a birth certificate is a "warehouse receipt." But alas, Boneless is not a Corporate Chicken Personage (Chickenage?) but a mere boneless chicken, although as supreme ruler of all boneless chickens, a highly influential one.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-- Albert Einstein