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Here's some

Remove "Intelligence" from CIA and replace with "Interrogation".
Remove "Investigation" from FBI and replace with "Imagination"
Remove "Security" from NSA and replace with "Spying"
Change "TSA" to mean "Touch and Seduce Agency".
Change "White House spokesperson" to "Mouth of Sauron"
Change "Foreign aid" to " Bribe".

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