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You don't even know how close you are...

Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes
http://www.theonion.com/articles/microsoft-patents-ones-zero...

...As a result of the Microsoft patent, many other companies have begun radically revising their product lines: Database manufacturer Oracle has embarked on a crash program to develop "an abacus for the next millennium." Novell, whose communications and networking systems are also subject to Microsoft licensing fees, is working with top animal trainers on a chimpanzee-based message-transmission system. Hewlett-Packard is developing a revolutionary new steam-powered printer...

...Added Gates: "My salary also has lots of zeroes. I'm the richest man in the world."

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.