'Would you have a president, or a king?
Now you can have both! Vote President King!
Give me the ring! That precious power ring!
I must have it give now to me urgh I want it I need it
gurgle slabber schlurp grungle aaahhhhhh.....
I'm Peter King and I approve this message.
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