I think we should be completely open to the possibility that George Zimmerman was being controlled by a time traveler on a mission back in time to kill Trayvon Martin as a teenager in order to stop him from becoming the second coming of Hitler later on in life. Yep that works for me. Whew. Now I can get back to avoiding acknowledging the existence of my white guilt just a little bit longer.
On another note, fuck Piers Morgan.
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