The dental pick was in the glove box along with a brush and a tube of toothpaste.
The cop asked 'what's this for - cleaning your pipe?' My friend replied (as told to me by his girlfriend) "no, it's for cleaning my teeth."
This is all following by half a year another illegitimate bust wherein they were followed leaving work bartending somewhere else and actually caught in the crime of possessing actual paraphenalia - sorry for the lack of some details as she was working and couldn't quite fill me in on everything. They were both found guilty in that particular case.
I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked
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