Comment: Those gold bars look neat but they're so 2012...

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Those gold bars look neat but they're so 2012...

sorta retro, you know? I mean, haven't you heard? Gold obelisks are the newest thing.

Mail in all your old gold bars to have them recast as modern obelisks. That's what I'm going to do.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.