Comment: Chris Christie thinks he's a patriot:

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Chris Christie thinks he's a patriot:

He believes it's the Liberty Bell ringing whenever he hears a Taco Bell commercial...

He wolfs down an eggs benedict arnold every morning...

He thinks the Statue of Liberty was dedicated to him: "Give me a tired old bore, with fatted asses struggling to breathe & wheezing"

Captain Ahab could never bring him down...

Whatever patriot you may think of, Chris Christie is always the bigger man...