Comment: True Fiction

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True Fiction

A man gets caught red handed while robbing a bank. The police shoot him, wrestle him to the ground, torture him, arrest him, and take him to the jail.

The robber immediately writes a letter to the Mayor.

Dear Honorable Mayor,

Your police are out of control. They caught me, tortured me and threw me in a tiny, smelly hole. This can seriously damage the nice thoughts that I had about your team of thugs. I am now seriously considering cutting off all relations with your township and may never pay taxes again to your township if you guys don't straighten yourselves out.

Your Truly,

Jack "Red Hands" Caught

Gene Louis
http://www.survivaloftheslickest.com/
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