Comment: Benton couldn't bring me closer to a buffet table

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Benton couldn't bring me closer to a buffet table

and wild horses couldn't drag me to sit next to McConnell.

I mean seriously. Not even Golden Corral which is kinda like my private vision of Nirvana.

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.