Since passage of concealed-carry in Missouri, many banks and school buildings have put up silly "No Concealed Weapons Allowed" signs. The signs should say this instead: "Attention Criminal! Every law abiding citizen in this building is, by definition, unarmed and therefore defenseless against illegal firearms. If you hurt one of them you'll be in big trouble, buster! Have a nice day!"
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