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Shirley was.....

surley against the King of England so with that she withheld her *fruits as she found him *phallicly errect.

The king said, "Well Shirley, you didn't pay your taxes".

So Shirley quip, But these are my best fruits, so, "No fruit for you!"

The King said, "SILENCE"......

Moral of the story:
As long as the king is King, "You end up paying in the end."


UnKing the king

*phonetically correct

*Fruits: See: Hey, hay, hae, below.

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