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Perhaps this is more your speed...

Human Head Found In Hamburger
http://www.dailypaul.com/290404/human-head-found-in-hamburger

p.s. 'Wolf Blitzer' is a joke and any reference to him is humor so pointing this fact out would be unnecessary and redundant and not necessary.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.