Forget Jim Jones and his toxic Kool-Aid concoction. The new mean LEAN is Trayvonade. Leftists and racists alike insist that Zimmerman "had it coming" because he disrespecked Saint Trayvon, and besides, he was carrying an evil gun.
New formula for Lean (which itself is a substitute for Purple Drank):
For AriZona Watermelon, substitute AriZona Fruit Punch.
For Skittles, substitute lollipops.
Go with codeine if you can get it, otherwise settle for Robitussin or Nyquil, or any other source of dextromethorphan (DXM).
Blend, chill, and serve.
My only quandary now, what to call it.
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