Comment: ...now to New York for breaking news...

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...now to New York for breaking news...

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The New York City port authority said today, through its spokeman Sham McGulliblestein, that due to massive budgetary shortfalls the Port Authority will be selling off for privatization, some of its assets. "First on the auction block will be New York's iconic Brooklyn Bridge and the opening bid reserve will be $50.00 with a participatory bidders deposit of $150.00"' McGulliblestein said.

For interested bidders, deposts can be sent to Brooklyn Bridge c/o FedupExpression, 911 Bullshit Street, Baltimore, MD 21201. Please make all checks payable to FedupExpression...

Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?