the truth is they meant to black box him on ice with 45 live pelicans and 3 cases of Veuve Cliquot and have him delivered to a rubber room full of adult toys but somehow.....
they lost track of the pelicans, mission cover was blow so they let the royalists play with him. And the adult toys.
There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.
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