he's a batsy old crank. He's all piffy in the snifflywigs. The man's gone all toffy on the wogglywoblies why caaaaaaaan't you see he's just plain dwinklewinkly pinklypoofies. Oh my oh my!
No, you would much raaaaaather look at me dahling, look at my pretty face, I know everything dahling, that's why they have me memorize my lines oh don't you know. Oh and also.....
I'm Brittish. Don't you see? And I'm so very terribly afraid that having a rational, reasonable conversation with you is quite impossible.
There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.
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