(with at least one American parent) or being born on specific categories of American ships make you a natural born citizen.
None of these additional criteria apply to Ted Cruz.
He is ineligible to run for President as you say.
He could make himself eligible to run for Canadian Prime Minister!
Somehow I think the canucks are not stupid enough to take him.
"In the end, more than they wanted freedom, they wanted security. They wanted a comfortable life, and they lost it all -- security, comfort, and freedom. When ... the freedom they wished for was freedom from responsibility, then Athens ceased to be free."
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