and right afterwards he announces that he wants to begin taking Chelsea shots right away. Snowdon, super geek who lived with a pole dancer, gave NSA secrets to Greenwald of the Guardian, whose boyfriend was detained at Heathrow for nine hours and they took his stuff. Obama told us that the NSA was not listening in on our phone calls and then we find out that yes they were listening to our phone calls. Other than reality morphing into bizarro world, every thing is normal!
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