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I would rather....

What would I do rather than join Levin? I would rather....

-Have my head shoved between the butt-cheeks of a rhino every morning
-Have sex with Hillary Clinton while Rosanne Barr sings the National Anthem.
-Eat a nun's uterus
-Run through barbed-wire and shower with lemon juice
-Tie a bungee around a rock and my testicles and drop the rock off of a skyscraper
-Listen to an Enya record for 24 hours
-Spend a day with the Kardasians. Without weapons or permission to kill them.
-Vote for Mitt Romney.

What's yours?

"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot."--Mark Twain