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Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns

"...“Just look at the 1954 bombings in Guatemala, the 1965-to-1973 bombings in Laos and Cambodia, the 1982 bombings in Beirut, the 1986 bombings in Libya, the 1987 bombings in Iran, the 1998 bombings in Iraq, the 1998 bombings in Sudan, the 1998 bombings in Afghanistan, routine airstrikes in Pakistan since 2005, the 2007 bombings in Somalia, the 2011 bombings in Somalia, and essentially the entire American military effort in Vietnam from 1960 to 1975. Those were all executed perfectly, and led, in the long run, to the most desirable possible outcome.”...

Lotta research there. Satire isn't easy. I'm in the middle of research on a forthcoming piece 'Homeland Security orders 450,000 Pink Bullets for Breast Cancer Awareness Month'. I've gotta get all the stats right or else risk being taken seriously...

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