Comment: Well, that's why I call em JUNKWARE

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Well, that's why I call em JUNKWARE

Jaguar has always been a synonym for Junk. That's why we call them JUNKWARE.

"I say, how's the Junkware running, old chap?"

"Running? You mean they can actually start when you turn the key?"

"Certainly. Well, mine did. For a week or so. But they do look awfully nice, don't they?"

"When they're not pooling on the roadside."

"Oh dear. You didn't park it in broad daylight, did you?"

"Stalled out and wouldn't start again, bugger all..."

"It's not the sort of mistake one can make twice, I'm afraid."

"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"