Comment: I despise Amway

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I despise Amway

Simply for the fact that I think it turns people into shady douchebags. I can't tell you how many times I've had people come up to me, strike up a conversation as if they're really interested in who I am or something. And then after a few minute's of getting my ass kissed I get the classic:

"Ya know' you really seem to have a good head on your shoulders, how would you like to make RESIDUAL income???"

There were literally a couple times where people were just being super-friendly and talkative to me and I was like "No offense when i say this but....you're not with Amway or something are you?" One person turned red and said yes and still tried to butter me up. The second person said "Psssh, NO" and he ended the conversation soon after which led me to believe he was indeed with Amway...

I've gotten good at spotting these people. And it's even taken hold of a couple past friends- after saying no to joining 100 times they never spoke to me again. Even though we were buddies, because they had no use for me anymore. They lived, slept and breathed Amway- ended up not making any real money and lost all of their friends....BRILLIANT.

"I am Troll fighter, number one"

-Ernest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxWb-ViejPg