Two seconds? TWO?! That seems like an awfully excessive amount of contemplation to afford a decision to unquestionably commit untold acts of violence with devastating effects the lives of you, your family and those of countless others yet to be determined.
Really, any truly thoughtful, moral person would dedicate themselves to government robotship in no more than ONE second. And don't let them con you out of your share of decapitations by making you something as pedestrian and hands-off as a drone pilot. If you can recite the Pledge of Allegiance quickly enough, maybe you can BE a drone! Flap them wings, Rambo!
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