Comment: I plead the Fifth

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I plead the Fifth

Your natural rights, including the one enumerated by the Fifth Amendment, are not something you have to wait for a police confrontation to invoke. Let this serve as a reminder that you have the right to remain silent in all situations, even at a doctor's office.

Some humorous replies I thought of:

Do you have any guns in your home?

"More than the military does"

"I offer rentals, lease-to-own, great finance rates, etc. Which would you be interested in?"

"Just the usual, Howitzers, SAMs, LAWs, etc."

"Staple gun, hot glue gun, Hilti gun, and that one that came with the Super Mario/Duck Hunt game."