Comment: New Federal Marijuana Guidelines:

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New Federal Marijuana Guidelines:

1. Weed in times of no money is better than money in times of no weed.

2. If you're already high, don't smoke more weed. You don't get more high, you just get less weed.

3. If you're rolling j's, use unbleached hemp papers, like Hempire 1 1/4s.

4. Have you ever rolled with Randy's 'wired' papers? They're freakin' awesome.

5. When attempting to use a 6-foot bong by yourself, make sure to stretch first to avoid injury.

6. Three words: puff, puff, pass.

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