Well heck, why don't I just come over to your place pop out my Sixshooter and put some rounds at the bottom of your feet area and make you dance; I would find it really fun. You probably wouldn't get hurt either and if you did you would have restitution so it's no big deal. I would find it fun and you wouldn't get hurt so it's okay. That's really brilliant.
"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -- James Madison
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