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Emergency update - the kid locked himself in the house...

4 days into a siege - all the doors are locked, the windows have been boarded over, and he's been tearing the faucet handles off and throwing them out on the lawn:

http://www.dailypaul.com/301392/seven-stupid-things-the-gov-...

HELP!

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.