Comment: An Obsolete PSA from Homestar Runner:

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An Obsolete PSA from Homestar Runner:

MARSHIE: Stuff some in your pockets for—

{The chalk marshmallows go into the pocket. Marshie's voice turns creepy as the following words appear on the screen}

MARSHIE: —secret eating!!!

Substitute pocket for prison. Patience is a virtue. :)