"That sausage patty on your breakfast plate was safe as ever because meat inspectors — like FBI agents — are considered "essential" and remained at work. But federal workers who inspect just about everything else on your plate — from fresh berries to scrambled eggs — were furloughed."
Just admit it. You're blind. You just grab food a shove it in your mouth without looking at it. You don't smell it. If it tastes bad you just continue eating as fast as you can.
Thank God the shutdown is over. Another week and all the jello packets would have been filled with razor blades and every carton of milk mixed with paint thinner.
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