Comment: no it isn't birth

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no it isn't birth

it's berth...which is actually short for "Bertha". See, in prehistoric times, there was this fat woman named Big Bertha who kept track of all the berths and deaths. She created Berth certificates, until they shipped her off to a fat farm in the West Indies.

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