Comment: So you're not a person!

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So you're not a person!

Okay, you're not a person. The definition you cite says "A person is a being, such as a human, that has certain capacities or attributes constituting personhood, which in turn is defined differently by different authors in different disciplines, and by different cultures in different times and places."

You've said you're most certainly not a person, so we can work through this definition and see where it fails to apply to you. Let's start with the easy part. Are you a human being?