Comment: First I have some questions for you...

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First I have some questions for you...

1. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

2. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (round to the nearest 1/10th of a cord)

"Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And it only takes a feather for me to die laughing."