Comment: Before the patdown starts,

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Before the patdown starts,

Before the patdown starts, when they ask if you have any sensitive areas, reply loudly MY BALLS ARE SENSITIVE, loud enough for bystanders to hear. You will have more than a few eyes on you during the patdown, and the tsa wont get fondle you quite so intensely. That has been my experience anyway.