I don't see other animals screwing each other over. That seems to be a behavior unique to humans.
However the Lord might have been on to something when he called up God and said ... hey God ... I think there might be a problem with that secret formula you gave me to form man out of dust. I know you were supervising my work and all but it seems to have turned into shit. Let us give these turds a good flush with a flood.
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