Comment: In other news, the average age at which people first...

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In other news, the average age at which people first...

...realize that Michael Bloomberg is a disgusting teetotaling yankee fascist prick has dropped from 13 to 12, while the frequency with which the average New Yorker fantasizes about throwing their mayor into the Hudson tied to a large boulder has risen to an all-time high.

"Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And it only takes a feather for me to die laughing."