"It took me five years to find this sight which I joined enthusiastically as it represents my understanding of the way things sould be. (Cough!) I would have been here sooner, but I was too busy chewing my nose which I had surrepticiously cut off of my spite worthy face, and had not the pragmatism to ask the tough questions until I finally worked through that monstrosity of a protuberance fouling my mouth and then looked around for a job. luckily, I was offered this one. I also found a comfortable spot under the bridge and out of the rain.
So here I am. please ignore me forever...."
Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?
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