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No - I never worked for them. But I did pre-write my

resignation letter.

btw, YOU are the reason I post Onion videos. I'm trying to test peoples' bullshit detectors. You should be skeptical about everything you see and hear, not just stuff that comes from me.

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg