It was probably a rape phone; big blue phones with bright lights with a sign that reads, "If you're being raped by drunken Skull & Bones pledges, and want to brag about it to friends and strangers, call here." Yale's got em every ten feet on campus.
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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