Comment: You are mistaken earthling.(flick of tongue)

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You are mistaken earthling.(flick of tongue)

I'm a reptilian spiritual guide called Korzon. I am here to enlighten only a very select few, (you're not one of them), to the honest-to-Great-lizard fact, that the human race has been deeply infiltrated by superior reptiles from another planet. Of course, I only reveal my amazing self after the selected being has fasted for 3 days, consumed a handful of 'strooms, and smoked a couple of sticky buds. Only then will his mind be open enough for me to enter.
All of this is TRUE.