do you consent to being raped by either one. The choice of which you have left to the whim of the masses.
Don't lets pretend that you're not gonna get dicked under duress. Having some infinitesimal influence in the matter of who's schlong gets to do the dickin', sure don't make it right in my mind.
If your vote made any real difference, they'd make it illegal.
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