First, you watch some Batman movies. If you catch something sitting on a table out of focus, that is your first sign. Then you go buy the digital version, watch it on a high resolution screen, and do a screen capture. That will be your first clue.
You then take this newfound evidence and open a case at the citizens common law fake court system of your local jurisdiction. If your local jurisdiction doesn't have such a thing, heck, just pick one off the internet. Don't worry about jurors, if you pay their fees, then the gnarly dude who runs the fake court will buy his friends all a half pound of weed and thus compensate them for their jury service, as well as guarantee you a "fair" trial of your peers.
You then put on your case, and obtain a thoroughly meaningless judgment. You can then petition this website that you have proven, in a fake court on the internet, that the Batman movie PROVES, UN-REFUTIATEDLY I add, that I am indeed a troll.
And if that doesn't work, you may wish to consider whether or not you're nuts.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-- Albert Einstein
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