1. I am truly impressed that my last act of consciousness, and i really did wake up at 5:30am and start hitting this bottle that has been hanging around doing nothing to justify the rent since thanksgiving and the only thing I am ashamed of about calling somebody a pugnacious little war hammer is I was saving that one for a special occasion.
No I'm not sorry, I would LOVE to be called a pugnacious little war hammer. That is such an awesome thing to call somebody and I think they should cherish this term all their lives and I feel I have ennobled them.
Dude that is definitive coolness. I can't believe I had the power and authority to confer this title and you are just jealous.
2. Read above.
Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.
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