McCain thinks he's trapped inside a "video game", as the kids call it, and he has to beat the final boss before he can be set free.
The final boss, of course, is the Ayatollah, and you can only unlock that boss if you bomb three neighboring Middle Eastern countries.
Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.
Also author of Stick it to the Man!
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