The next suicidal banker will be that one with two bullets in the head, handcuffed in his back, and locked inside of a family sized fridge with padlock, and sunk at 300 feet deep under water, somehow tied to one of those 15,000 lbs concrete block used in construction.
Sadly for the investigation, the suicide motivation letter may or may not be found, though.
"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.
"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius
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