Comment: Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives

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Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives

was the first tipoff for me. I found it believable at first too.

Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Lols.

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.