I do. I feel better having the golfer-evil Obama instead of Bishop Willard "White Horse Prophecy" Romney for President. Sure, Obama is a lazy, incompetent, careless, distracted narcissist with a Nero complex, but on the other hand he's a great sports conversationalist. If we got stuck with Romney, WWIII will just about have been concluded by now, to the utter demise of most of the world.
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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