I prefer "Moe! Larry! Wild Hyacinth! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!"
"Cork it up, Lady! The smell of Wild Hyacinth [or Sandy Hook bullshit] drives him wild!"
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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