Nothing like a thermonuclear war as a stimulus program. Those of us that don't have our faces melt off will find ourselves in a workers utopia. Lots of reconstruction jobs, and a small labor force will drive up salaries. Those of us that are dead won't mind, we're dead. If it comes, no one monitoring radars is going to warn us ahead of time, so it will just be a blindside.
Then afterwards the reptilian shape shifting money changers can crawl out of their underground cities in the Ozarks, and start reissuing federal reserve notes, aka monopoly money.
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